Late Static Binding - Changes to parent

Here is some ugly workaround in PHP.

class O
{
final protected static function parent( $foo )
{
// getting method info
$c = new ReflectionClass( get_called_class() );
$m = new ReflectionMethod( $c->getParentClass()->getName(), $foo );

// getting method location
$start = $m->getStartLine();
$end = $m->getEndLine();

// gettig a code - it will fail for oneliner
$code = trim( implode( "\n", array_slice( file( $m->getFileName() ), $start, $end - $start ) ) );

// checking if there is block begin at the beggining
if ( $code[0] != '{' )
$code = '{' . $code;

// managing args
$func_get_args = func_get_args();
unset( $func_get_args[0] );

$func_get_args = array_values( $func_get_args );

foreach( $m->getParameters() as $key => $val )
{
if ( isset( $func_get_args[$key] ) )
${$val->getName()} = $func_get_args[$key];
}

// running code
eval( $code );
}
}

class A extends O
{
static public $x = 'aaa';

public static function test( $a = 'aa', $x = 'sas')
{
echo get_called_class(); // works as supposed! writes B for B :: test();

echo "\n\n";
var_dump( func_get_args() ); // wrong.. first argument is method name!
echo "\n\n";
var_dump( $func_get_args ); // correct!

echo static :: $x; // ok

// echo self :: $x; // not ok; (wants O :: $x)

echo A :: $x; // ok
}
}


class B extends A
{
static public $x = 'bbb';

public static function test()
{
// code of test() ran as parent(); but sees the correct class name
// executed almost like parent :: test( 'a', new O() ); but in B-class context
static :: parent( 'test', 'a', new O() );
}
}

B::test(); //outputs B